What was that? I can’t hear you very well. You’re thirsty, sweaty, and sneezing? Where are you?
I said I’m stuck in a pond, I only have shorts on, my legs are immersed in water and I’m cold!
What? You’re out of sorts in a fu–ing pond and cursed?
No, can’t you hear me?
I think it’s this new cell phone, vintage model…can you hear me okay?
Amanda and Michael are suffering the fate of many couples these days, poor communication. But don’t lose hope, fate might step in. There’s a chance they will have to abandon their phones and actually talk to each other face to face.