JusJoJan 31 + One Liner Wenesday

Two today from Jerry Seinfeld:

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little freedom.

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Jerry Seinfeld

One-Liner Wednesday & #JusJoJan Daily Prompt – January 31st, 2018

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