“Calgon, take me away”
I’ve had enough this day
Oh, if only it would work
Only a bath away from these jerks
Yes they’re jerky, stupid and dangerous
Used to be they were just cantankerous
Not anymore. They’re certifiable
Their groups are undeniable
Hatred spewing from everywhere
Don’t go into the street, don’t dare
Stay home, just keep it spiffy
Might have to leave it in a jiffy
Have a bomb shelter nearby?
Better look it up and I’ll tell you why
People are crazier everyday
Our “esteemed” leader acts that way
People blame their inherent belief
Even our commander in chief
I long for those “good old days”
When the biggest decision was “do I shave?”
The Bag Lady 
Lol we have adverts that say washing machines work better with calgon because it strips limescale 😬😳
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