I just saw an ad for a packet of water
No kidding, where was this guy’s alma mater?
He’s sitting there preaching
Grossly overreaching
About this miracle water
And how you oughta
Send for it quick
It will make your life slick!
I have to laugh at this mush
Making this guy lush
Who’d send for this packet?
It’s a religious racket!
The Bag Lady 