Daily Prompt:  Lush

I just saw an ad for a packet of water

No kidding, where was this guy’s alma mater?

He’s sitting there preaching 

Grossly overreaching

About this miracle water

And how you oughta

Send for it quick

It will make your life slick!

I have to laugh at this mush

Making this guy lush

Who’d send for this packet?

It’s a religious racket!