Well it’s not easy, even if you care
To dress nicely, “do” your hair
Wear some makeup, it’s still there.
I’m talking about the chair.
People assume your brain’s not tracking
Even though it’s just standing that’s lacking.
They look around to see if you’re alone,
As if you need someone to atone
Just because you have to sit
Doesn’t mean you can’t do it –
Whatever they’re thinking. We’re not so elusive
In fact, the chair makes us quite exclusive.
So remember the next time you see a person like me
Keep in mind the outside is not all you can see.