Okay, I know I look ridiculous, but with all this global warming, there’s no snow for my sleigh! And having the reindeer in this warm weather just makes them too tired to fly. Yes, I’m sweating profusely in this suit. Times past I needed it to stay warm. With all this humidity, my mustache’s starting to curl!
Get on with it! Yes, I’m all right, holding on to this line. Hurry, we have packages to deliver. Oh, by the way, no chimneys this year either!
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!