What? You think I’m moody?
Quiet and a bit broody?
Well thanks a lot
For that sweet thought.
I used to think I liked you a lot
Before you turned into such a snot.
Just because I’m a bit subdued
Doesn’t mean I’m in a bad mood.
In fact just saying that makes me mad.
I guess you really are a cad.
At first I thought you were very nice
Now you’re as cold as a block of ice.
You think I’m in a mood?
Have a bad attitude?
You ain’t seen nothing yet
Have you seen the scratch on your new Corvette?
Oh yes, my dear
Look right here
That big dent on the drivers side
Oh now, take it easy, no one died.
Gee, sad and depressed,
Now your new car’s a mess?
And the first payments due?
I see you may have a clue.
Now who’s in a mood?