I’m laying in bed, it’s too cold outside
I survey my room, and see *Ironside
You know, the chair,
Just waiting there.
It’s not such a bad thing
Very useful, frustrating
Metal and canvas
For an unfeeling ass.
The wheels rotate wildly
And putting it mildly
They always get stuck
Some way, so you’re –
The WiFi’s been going in and out
Irritating, you just want to shout
Manager says it’s not what WE think
You’ll have to contact Century Link.
I get out my ever trusty cell phone
That I have to have, cause I live alone
Call information for someone locally known
Got connected to a guy in Sierra Leone.
The shower here has a wand that is handy
Flip the switch on the faucet, just dandy
Except the water that’s supposed to flow
Stays in the faucet which is way too low.
This may sound old fashioned
Cause my coffee’s been rationed
But I think it would certainly be great
If everything worked with no expiration date.
I know the video quality is bad, but the music kills me. Look at those cars! Love it!