1. If your shadow had its own personality, what would it complain about most often? You’re not laughing enough! 🙃
2. What’s the most dramatic thing your phone has ever done at the worst possible moment? Accidentally had the ringer turned up. It is housed in my bra. Need I say more? Went off so loud I jumped, spilled, etc…🙄
3. If household objects could file workplace grievances, which one in your home would report you first? My wheelchair which has started moaning and creaking when I’m reaching down. 😏
My sister did just that and found a couple of witches in our past. Of course my immediate family would say that it’s not surprising! One poor woman died in prison before she could be drowned and one other committed suicide before they were going to burn her. No secrets I ever wanted to know.
The slightly old sexist version and my first thought (my bad as the kids say) was a woman’s stature, usually followed by “36,24,38”. Figure is also used as a “fine figure of a man” – notice the difference? Is it just me or are women always going to be judged by their looks? Take a president – not a fine figure in any way, just for argument’s sake…notice how beautiful blonde women seem to hold offices that they are unqualified for? Don’t even start! I’ll leave before I get really hostile.
How many times have I told you? Lazing around watching the kids get into trouble is not your job! Do I need to speak more loudly? Are you hearing me, oh great king of the jungle? By the way there’s no jungle up here so get down off your perch and hold up your end of the bargain we made when you finally stopped sniffing around me and asked if I would be your lifelong partner! Oh, you don’t like being yelled at? You think your roar is bigger than mine? Take this!
The lights above seemed to twinkle as the grand choir began their music. All together, they turned the hall into a place of cheers, from family members especially, in the audience. A teacher, a man well known to the parents, sat reserved on a stool in the wings. He was a replacement for the music teacher who was at home resting and ill that evening. The music teacher managed to observe the concert place through a local televised program.
This week the theme is to find a song that mentions candy, honey, sugar or sweet.
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“Both the original and a cover by Herb Alpert in 1965 earned the song four Grammy Awards. A vocal version of the song, first recorded by Lenny Welch, became popular when it was recorded by the Beatles in 1963.” https://www.thebeatles.com
“A Taste of Honey” by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass is a famous instrumental track released in August 1965 on the album Whipped Cream & Other Delights. The hit song won four Grammy Awards, including Record of the Year in 1966, and reached number 7 on the Billboard Hot 100.” Google
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A Taste of Honey Tasting much sweeter than wine Do-do-n-do Do-do-n-do
I dream of your first kiss and then I feel upon my lips again A taste of honey (a taste of honey) Tasting much sweeter than wine
Oh, I will return Yes, I will return I’ll come back for the honey and you
Do-do-n-do Do-do-n-do
Yours was a kiss that awoke my heart There lingers still, though we’re far apart That taste of honey (a taste of honey) Tasting much sweeter than wine
Oh, I will return Yes, I will return I’ll come back (he’ll come back) For the honey (for the honey) And you
Only one space was left in the last regular burial area of the cemetery. The staff decided to split the land into sections to make room for the newer trend, cremation boxes. Some older residents were upset by the construction, the grind of cement mixers, and some of the old cross structures were swaying wildly. Construction workers wore hoodies trying to remain anonymous in the neighborhood.
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