3TC – No Contest

“Gee dad, do we have to talk right now? I’m almost up to 2000 on my game score and I started with zero just last week!”

“Well I have a surprise for you. Mom and I are taking you with us on vacation this year!”

“Not going to camp all summer like last year?”

“No, son, this year you’re going to join us!”

“So where are we going? My favorite, Disneyland?”

“Uh, no son, were renting a cabin in the woods, no electricity, no WiFi, no television, just the three of us! It’s time we got to know each other a little better now that you’re thirteen.”

“No wifi? No electricity? What will we do all day?”

“We’ll go hiking, rock climbing, fishing for our dinner, foraging for mushrooms and at night we’ll all sit in front of the fireplace and have s’mores! Doesn’t that sound nice?”

“No, Dad, it sounds like camp minus my friends. . .”

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Word of the Day: Chip

I’ve never been to England

I would love to go

I’m curious about the chip

And I would like to know

Fish and chips look yummy

I’ve had them here at home

We call the chips fries instead

No matter what the form

It’s like cookies they call biscuits

What the difference is unknown

Muffins, are they English?

The label says it’s so

Why the names are odd

Only dictionaries tell

Regardless, like the lot of them

And on this point I dwell

They’re tasty and delicious all

But have no answers to my quell.

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Goodbye and Good Riddance💔

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Sally stood in her sexiest underwear, hoping to give Jack the impression she hoped he would miss, but knew he wouldn’t. It had been two and a half months of his cheating and Sally hoped to be finally done with it–their previous relationship now broken beyond repair. Jack was a wolf when she met him and thinking he might change was defeating. She gazed at him in wonder as she recalled the first time they met.

She jabbed her friend Mary in the ribs, with the comment, “will you look at that?” as they saw Jack walk in and order a black coffee from the barista. “Way to make my morning,” Mary replied, and the two women were not unnoticed by Jack. He was used to women admiring him. After all, it took a lot of work to maintain his body and come hither look. He loved women and enjoyed his playboy lifestyle.

Taking off the necklace he gave her on their second date, Sally threw the trinket on the bed. She now knew it was offered as a prequel to the evening he had planned. The necklace worked, and they spent the night together. She was overwhelmed by him at first but later on the small gifts seemed like payment for services rendered.

Jack watched her throw it down and smiled, “worked the first time, didn’t it,” and laughed. “You’ll be back, they always come back”. At that comment, Sally picked up the vase of flowers he brought home the night before and it bounced off Jack’s perfect low fade.

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MLMM Sunday Writing Prompt 5 by 5 – Sufferin’ Succotash

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Carol and I were sitting down to watch Sylvester and his friends on the small black and white snowy television screen. It was Saturday and we had just finished splashing around outdoors in the dirt driveway puddled from rain.

After watching Sylvester sputter and spit which although was an impediment, made him famous and was a delight to children illustrating the fact no one is perfect, and even a problem with your speech could make you lovable. Children observe and copy, sometimes good knowledge is absorbed, and our parents were too busy to ever be concerned over what we were watching.

After TV, we decided to take lunch for the day consisting of the necessary cans of Campbell’s baked beans, a canteen of water, some apples, can opener, and white bread for sandwiches. Packed all in an old canvas bag, we headed into the woods. When we traveled in far enough, we found mossy rocks to sit on and opened the bag for our bean sandwich lunch. We never used blankets there, we preferred the bed of soft moss and ferns. We would spend the rest of the day walking around, looking for wildflowers or mushrooms growing on tree bark to paint on, and hoped for a deer sighting.

Seeing deer in our woods wasn’t exactly rare, but we weren’t allowed to have this adventure during hunting season. Occasionally you would see the beautiful creatures at a brook, or near our apple orchard, but they usually stayed hidden in the wooded areas. We would always carry apples in our pack in case we might hear or see a deer. We would leave them in an obvious place to be easily found. We would wait and watch from behind some tree or bush, hoping to see a creature eat the apple. Carol and I must have been spied on from the branches above since the creatures who came first to retrieve the treats were squirrels, chipmunks or skunks. In case of the latter, we high tailed it back out to the meadow.

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Let’s Spice it Up!

Uh huh, I know what you’re thinking, but. . .no.😎

When blood pressure is high but you crave salt and detest the fake stuff🤢, try these. There are lots of different combinations and flavors to choose from and they are not expensive. We went wild with the garlic and herb on popcorn. You just add it to the butter while melting in the microwave to pour over popped corn. I am no photographer and hope you can read the ingredients, if not, let me know and I’ll resize them.

If you cant find them locally Amazon has them. I use them frequently on top of chicken or fish, wrap tightly with foil and bake.

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