He was a humbug sort of guy, always a bumper in the republican caucus meetings, right on the edge of an independent. He didn’t believe a magical fairy godmother would suddenly descend on the radical speechifiers and turn their words of spam into a rib-eye steak.
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The Bag Lady 
The bumper sticker on the car read Bah Humbug. The little fairy waived her magic wand and in a flash all that spam was gone.
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Spam into a rib eye steak………….. love that!
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I’m glad!
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