Kissing, don’t make such a big deal
If you’ve ever been kissed you know what’s real
And what’s made up on movie screens
Where strangers as actors are seen
They must repeat it to please the director
Who watches closely, a real lip inspector
He tells them just how to smooch
When they both are ready to mooch
Whatever the type of kiss you want
You need a romantic savant
They know every type of peck on the cheek
Their knowledge is vast and not meek
Whichever is your favorite kiss
There’s one always causes bliss
Kiss Day
The Bag Lady 