Life isn’t easy on a farm
For instance, I fell, broke my arm
The cow had such a kick
Milking no easy trick
She mooed loud but caused no alarm.
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Laughing Along With A Limerick
Limerick Time
Life isn’t easy on a farm
For instance, I fell, broke my arm
The cow had such a kick
Milking no easy trick
She mooed loud but caused no alarm.
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Laughing Along With A Limerick
The Bag Lady 
can you imagine getting kicked by a cow? not fun!
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I’ve seen it NOT fun😀
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Now that sounds very painful!
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I wouldn’t fancy being kicked by a cow!
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Out walking one day on the farm
She was told to stay still and stay calm
But it was too late
She’d left open the gate
And the bull had intentions of harm
“Oh, please Mr Bull, stay away
I’m just not your type anyway
But over there now
Is a pretty young cow
Why don’t you both go and play?”
Said the bull to the girl on the farm
“My dear show no fear, no alarm
It isn’t your ass
But this lovely green grass
To which I’m directing my charm.”
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That’s so good, Mr Richmond. Made me smile. I’ll add it to the round-up if that’s okay.
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