Simply Six Minutes

I don’t know how they got together,
the union rather odd,
however it occurred, the result is me, a mixed up bod!
My legs are spindly, but my girth they do support
and as far as other features, look at what I’ve got…
stripes of black and white decorate my derrière
and my delicate black shoes are barely there.
I have a set of ears and I can hear quite well, but what use are those horns?
If you know, please do tell.
My neck is regular length and I miss my father’s long one,
it would be easier to get untouched goodies atop the tall tree zones.

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