No subtlety in this neon sign describing perfectly, my dilemma. The private club offered discreet romantic connections which beckoned my lonely heart. My paid for companion was tall dark and handsome! If only I had not woken up in the middle to discover I had been drugged. My “dream lover” sitting too near, taking up my personal space with his considerable hairy bulk, and smelling of alcohol and sweat. I stumbled out as quickly as I could and remembered the saying if it seems too good to be true, it is.
The Bag Lady 
Nice take on the prompt Cheryl!
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