“Well that’s just the frosting on the cake! I see evidence of the sweet sticky stuff everywhere and it all leads to you, Joey! Do you have any idea how long it took to decorate that cake?” Joey slunk down into a chair as he was relegated to the back of the room.
I had a photograph of the completed cake and presented it to the upset bride who only wanted to celebrate her wedding. All my artistic endeavors ruined, but it was necessary to calm down and continue with the festive occasion, sans cake.