“Well of course it’s crazy! Don’t you think I know that?” Julie opened the lingerie bag and pulled on the tight brassiere hoping to reduce the size of her voluptuous breasts. “This doesn’t work, it only pushes everything to the middle and I look like I’m carrying a high pregnancy!”
“Uh, you’re sixty years old Mona….no one is going to think that. Remember when you chose to enlarge those things? You wanted to increase your “dance card” so to speak?”
Julie flopped down on the bed, exhausted and said, “What a fool I was”.