I’m not afraid, but I’m not bold
I rarely do what I’m told
I’m a special cat you see
What I do, I do for ME.
It was just this morning’s milk
Had been changed to the brand SILK
Now as healthy as a feline can be
This substitute is an atrocity!
Bring me whole or two percent
I’ll still smile with no resent
But other types, no thank you, sir
It has no appeal or allure
And while you’re listening to my wish
How about scrambled eggs on my dish?
And add a bit of shredded cheese
All of that would surely please.