“I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I’d be the only one who knew. People come over and I’m gonna say, “Go ahead, touch it…it feels real.”
Steven Wright
https://lindaghill.com/2021/07/07/one-liner-wednesday-the-sun-shines-on-the-righteous/
The Bag Lady 
Boom tish! Ha ha. I will be here all week, folks and remember to tip your waitress.
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