George was a wordsmith, everyone knew
But today no words from his lips flew
His patience reaching an unfortunate end
As his wife showed her flamfoo when attempting to bend.
It wasn’t just George who noticed her slight
The other men too, took in the sight
She realized what happened and briskly stood up
Was pink faced to George like a guilty pup
She planned the garment as a surprise to George
But the talkative husband found words wouldn’t disgorge.