I believe in magic, whether witch or troll
Or wizards dressed in pointed hats of old
I’d much prefer a goblin cause I know how I feel
And hobbits or a cyclops, even leprechauns are real
Give me genies in bottles and werewolves do appeal
And old vampires as my blood they’re out to steal
The problem with the cuties in the picture seen above
They are much too charming for a human like me to love.