‘Twas the day before Christmas, feeling grumpy
My breakfast oats were much too lumpy
I really wanted some decorations
On these horns of mine for a declaration:
I’m big, I’m strong, beautiful to see, but I need a bell, a ribbon, or three
Some lights would be nice on these magnificent horns
Without them I look a bit forlorn.
It’s the holidays—Christmas to be specific
I think I deserve something terrific!
And if you walk by, stop to say hello
I’ll answer with my hearty bellow
If feeling generous, you might bring a treat
I think that would be neat.