Guest for dinner, sort of a slob
Kids fascinated by the blob
Of food overrelished, mouth open wide
Children couldn’t believe their eyes
The oldest pipes up to my dread
“You must be really hungry!” he said
The guest must not have heard or ignored
As more helpings in cheeks he stored.
***
True story, 🤪
https://chelseaannowens.com/2020/03/07/the-weekly-terrible-poetry-contest-3-7-3-13-2020/
The Bag Lady 
😀 I’m glad you had inspiration for the poem, but he doesn’t sound like a good dinner guest to have.
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Wow, my cousin was visiting you?
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He was an out of town office visitor. My husband often brought home people for dinner.
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Ha ha. Nice man.
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Ewww. It was like he hadn’t eaten for some time but by the size of him, untrue
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Lol
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Yeah, must have been too hungry. 😂
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It was gross.
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😱
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