Toothpaste Troubles

Just once, would you collaborate? That’s all I’m asking. Just once could you not squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle? It makes it so hard to use it then! I have to put it on the counter and flatten it, then roll up from the end. It’s a pain in the ass!

The addressed partner made a not so subtle move, lifted the tube up and squeezed from the bottom. The white paste made a perfect mustache on the other’s face,