Just once, would you collaborate? That’s all I’m asking. Just once could you not squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle? It makes it so hard to use it then! I have to put it on the counter and flatten it, then roll up from the end. It’s a pain in the ass!
The addressed partner made a not so subtle move, lifted the tube up and squeezed from the bottom. The white paste made a perfect mustache on the other’s face,