The church bazaar was in full swing, as the wares for sale were spread on white tablecloths.
“These cookies look yummy! And the decorations are just beautiful!” Little Amy takes one from the table and bites into it. “Yikes! I think I broke my tooth!” Amy starts crying.
The bishop’s wife runs over. “Oh, I’m so sorry! Those are for hanging on the tree! They aren’t edible! Are you all right, Amy?”
Amy’s mom replies, “No worries, she was about to lose that baby tooth anyway.”
Shortly after, a sign was put up over the beautiful cookies: “Not edible, decorating only”.
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The Bag Lady 
Inedible cookies–what a terrible tease, like plastic fruit!
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Actually plastic fruit would be better?
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I’ve seen some that are pretty realistic!
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I’d have left the sign off 🙂
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So YOU’RE the Grinch!
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It has been said … 🙂
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Oh oh
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You have been warned 😎
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It reminds me of those silver balls like bee bees that used to be on cookies.😂
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Oh, I Remember those 🙂
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i actually broke a baby tooth at a church pre-holiday bazaar….one a decoration that I swore was a gingerbread man! I was about 6. Got a spanking for trying to eat one in the pastor’s office……my mother was so NOT happy with me!
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Hahaha! Great one Sharyl! ❤
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