“Jules, dear, are you familiar with the word sexting?” Jules’ cheeks turned bright red. “I’m only asking because I see a text here on your phone. It’s from, I suppose, one of your new “friends” ?”
“Mother, I told you my phone is private!”
“Texting is never private, you should be aware of that.”
“And you should respect my privacy.”
“My roof, my rules. She seems to think you are “god’s gift”. What’s that about? Are you having sex? Are you using protection?”
It’s just on the phone. I would never blow my own trumpet, Mother, but she did seem, uh. . .content.”
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The Bag Lady 
Kids today, lol!
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*wink wink* LOL
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How do you know about sexting 😳
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I know about a lot of things : ))
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Hmm 🤔 why does that not surprise me!
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: ))
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