A very serious book, “Combat Medic” by S.M. Boney, but I apologize, as I’m going to go ridiculous with the following:
“He jumped!” Private Bauer yelled out the window, as the rest of us stood there open mouthed. There was no coming back from this desperate attempt. As we gathered around the body of the deceased, we knew the old adage was untrue. Cats do not have nine lives.