MLMM Saturday Mix 12-22-18

“Your trips to the mall deli are over”, as he mauled the receipts in the shredder.

“I just wanted to get your favorite lox for Hanukkah. It’s not like we can just go fishing here in the desert, there are no lochs here!

“Well I’ve had it. We can’t afford these expenditures. Today I’m going to the bank and put locks on your accounts.”

“Bah humbug!”

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