Okay, who put Jack Daniels ahead of everyone else? Just because he has two names instead of one doesn’t mean we are less important! Look! There’s all of us and only one of him!
Oh, pipe down, you don’t see old Heineken complaining, do you? And he’s all by himself. We have friends, but he’s probably lonely.
Well he is only beer.
What’s that supposed to mean?
I’m just sayin’, we are loved by all, adults and kids alike, and he and Jack. . .you know. . .limited.
Thought I’d never see the day when you’d spout that racist crap, 7-up!