Hustle, bustle, hurry up
Won’t be home in time to sup
Just make it in time for bed
Airplane drinks will dull your head
Peanuts, pretzels, oh how stale
In tiny bags hardly to scale
And then it’s Joey behind your seat
Pummeling your back with kicking feet
Large man leaning on your side
Snoring loudly, where’s his pride?
Airplane, bus, or taxi cab
After this I need rehab!
Is it worth it, holiday travel?
I think it makes my mind unravel.