What tale should I weave
When asked why you chose to leave
Should I lie and say I sent
You off for not receiving rent
Or should I tell the truth
About your style, so uncouth
Clothing always tossed aside
Seems like you have no pride
Think you’d at least wash your hair
Walking around comfortably bare
In truth I tried to love you dear
But shut the door with just one tear
We did not fit each other’s needs–
Internet dating?
Warnings there you should heed.
The Bag Lady 
Have you been internet dating again Cheryl???
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Never tried it, but there’s always time when I’m eighty!
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Haha 🤣
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That opening line is glorious
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Gee, thanks!
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You are most welcome
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