“Let’s order pizza” he said with hope
“Get a delivery? I’m no dope.
Toppings are dry, and the crust is soggy
Isn’t fit to feed the doggy
Before you decide on a takeaway lunch
Check your cash, do you have a bunch?”
His son looked into his wallet bare
“Well? See any money there?”
Shaking his head he said sadly,
“No dad, but I’d like it, badly”.
“Since both of us have no dough
Throw in another baked potato”.