“It’s broken all right, no doubt about it. What in tarnation were you doing up on the roof? There are people who need jobs, who earn money doing this type of work. I can’t understand why you’re up there in the first place. Adding some unnecessary overhang to the shed? Tsk. Tsk.
I saw pictures of you working–thought to myself, he is crazy! He’s going to kill himself getting up on that roof! Then there’s the rain making it slippery, not even mentioning lightning. You know being that high holding metal tools, probably the craziest of all! Bet your back is going to need fusion to repair it! (Tsk, tsk)”
(Dan was not listening to his irritating neighbor, who just stood over him while he lay there unable to move.)
**dedicated to Dan at No Facilities 😳☺️