FOWC: Preposterous

Attending a conference about phosphorous

I said to a fellow acting really boisterous

“It definitely was a large rhinoceros”

He guffawed and replied “preposterous!”

Taken aback, I turned almost dolorous

Then countered with, “I saw them myself

In the edge of the strait of Bosporus!”

Undaunted, he with an air of sonorous

“That ridiculous claim is simply outrageous!

Rhinos are hardy but prefer the desert

No possible chance and I must assert

Your findings are simply unfounded

Rhinos prefer the dryness grounded”

“They were living there for plants and fish

Absorbing phosphorous was the wish

Zoologists found it helped their bones

And strengthened the obvious “nose cones”


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