Quick Fire Round 7#

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A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip!

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What Makes Us, Us?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair or just surplus eye hair?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

She sells sea shells by the sea shore, has anyone asked why yet?

If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

If you met a vampire, would you let it bite you for eternal life or would you shove a stake in its…

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