“Ooh, Barry, you’re so warm and cuddly! I could just fall in love with your soft brown fur.”
“Anything you want, sweetie.”
“Do you like my dress? I wore it especially for you, it even matches the snow!”
“You know it, baby.”
“Ooh, Barry, hold me tighter, it’s cold out here! Maybe we should go in the cave and warm up.”
“Sure, baby, but it’s only a rental, so I have to be back by nine.”
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The Bag Lady 
I love it.
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This has brought a smile to my face. Bear hugs to you 🙂
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Thanks for reading
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Lol, hilarious 🤣😂
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I said to the bear
What should I wear?
He said we’re going to the cave
You won’t need anything in there
I said that sounds like kinda fun
But sounds like kinda rude
He said your dress is coming off
‘Cause I’m already nude
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I tried to say beary funny but sp ck is changing it at the last minute
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It didn’t seem so clunky last night …. how about …
I met with the bear
I had nothing to wear
I went to his cave
‘Cause you need nothing there
A little bit daring
A little bit rude
I was all baring
He was all nude
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