Putting My Feet in the Dirt 10

Joe was anything but a stud

He had a protruding butt

Never tried to be rude

But nervous in school

Girls didn’t like his tattoos.

The new denim fashion

With “hang below” action

Revealed his etchings so crude.

When museum scholars did find

Joe’s specially inked behind

They praised with a trophy shiny.

They observed his etchings

Found them quite fetching

On Joe’s hieroglyphic hiney.

April Writing Prompts