We want to be in the loop
To get the latest news scoop
But the new Prez has different goals
He doesn’t want us to know his foils
Even though reporters toil
They’re left off with Twitter boil
For when he tweets, the rumors roil.
So while these tweets the news do soil
It seems it serves to make a coil
Spiraling into the darker depths
The real news is named inept
What results can we expect
When so named leaders create defect.