Whether you like beer a little or lottle
Most people I know prefer it bottled
Of course there is simply no compare
To a frosted mug from your frigidaire
The mug iced up so the beer is cold
On a hot day it never gets old.
I like it cold but that’s just me
Else it might as well be horse pee.
I’ll not take credit for that joke
My dad told it, he was an old West bloke.