“Yup, it’s a problem all right.” Joe smoothed his thinning hair back and put his hands on his hips. “This ain’t gonna be easy. I don’t think we have a strong enough crane to lift this sucker upright.” He turned to his assistant Mike. “Any ideas?”

Mike surveyed the situation carefully.  Being the town’s head engineer in this department, his answer should be a knowledgeable one. “According to my rough calculations, we need two elephants, their handlers, strong, heavy rope, a couple of I beams, and about forty car jacks. That should do it.”

“Can always count on you, Mike.”

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