She said to the waiter
“Do you have gator?”
He replied “ma’am?
The ones that swam?”
“Of course you dolt
Is there another?”
He turned with a jolt
And fetched his brother
“Are you the owner?” said she
“Oh, were you meaning me?
Yes, madam I’m him.
We have nothing that swims
It’s strictly on the menu
Try a different venue.”
Disgusted he turned
While his brother soon learned
The owner was rude
Had a bad attitude.
“Ma’am, I’m trying to please,
So my conscious will ease
For you, I could cater.”
As she left, “Maybe later.
Not going to brood
But I’m in the mood
For some wild seafood.”
*alligator may be referred to as seafood, poetic license*😂
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That made me laugh 🤣
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good, my intention
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Love that, good one!🤗
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Perhaps it may be more appropriate to refer to an alligator as see-food? In EVERYTHING? 😉 xoxoM
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