Mom walked in and she was livid.
Her son’s hair he had dyed vivid
Green, looked just like Godzilla!
She said you can’t leave the villa
Looking like that, your hair is a sight!
Can’t go to school, you’ll give a fright
If it was just the hair, wouldn’t be so bad
But he dyed his skin also, not just his head.
The mother was stymied, what could she do
She yelled, what’s the matter with you?
Don’t worry he said, it’s only for school
I’m trying out for a play, takes place near a pool.
I play the prince who’s disguised as a frog
All I have to do is sit on a log
A princess falls in love with me
Gives me a kiss and then I flee.
I disappear quickly behind the curtains
Then come out as me, in tights and a jerkin.
Everyone cheers, the audience clapping
Happily ever after, with our great acting.