Daily Prompt:  Quicken

Was in a hurry to fix the chicken

My hubby said, “can’t you quicken

Your cooking, what the dickens?”

“No” I replied, “the sauce has to thicken.”

Temper raged, the chair he was kickin

I yelled at him, “what is this flicking?”

He yelled back, “Im ready to start lickin”

It wasn’t done, knew he wouldn’t stop pickin

So I added some poison to make him sicken

As he ate more and more

He fell to the floor

Looked up and said

“What is this, Wicken?”

I put on my pointy hat,

Snickering
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