She looked in the mirror, “These trousers look mannish”!

My thoughts in the shop
Was my love would not stop,
But in her bedroom at home
She appeared as a gnome.
The pants were too short and too wide.
They mustn’t be the first ones I spied,
The store mirror must be off key
This item no longer flatters me!
The fabric’s too wild
Not even tie dyed
Could be this bold,
Or my eyesight’s too old?
“I thought there were stripes,
But these huge flowers, yipes!
If I laid in a garden,
One might be regarding
How well I fit in
Until they got up to my chin”.
Taking them off she surveyed her body.
“My shape’s not bad, it’s even been lauded.
So off to the store with these trousers so mannish,
I want to show my curves, not make them vanish”!
That made me smile too 😀
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Put a smile on my face
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