Losin’ It😄

I was laying comfortably, supine

Remembered it’s bill day

I’ll pay them pronto with banking online.

After I donned my robe, snacked on some kippers

My eyebrows raised as a sight piqued my mind

Spied an $800 dollar expense that I find

Then felt a panic as if I’m a child, my heart started beating wild

I grabbed the curtain, almost shred the valance

Saw that I read it wrong, it was only the balance!

I hadn’t been drinking, barely awake

But a chunk of my mind did a wrong double take

I’m not a dipper or alcohol sipper but somewhere my mind took a definite slipper.

My family laughed as the joke to remind

It might be my time for Shady Pines🙄

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