Two today from Jerry Seinfeld:
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little freedom.
Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
One-Liner Wednesday & #JusJoJan Daily Prompt – January 31st, 2018
The Bag Lady 
Men want a tight fit from their undies, the ability to operate unfettered and of course the opportunity to stretch the truth. 🙂
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Love Jerry.
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Nice ones from him.
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Very funny. I love Jerry’s take on public speaking and death.
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