3TC 9-9-20

Laugh, nip, fix

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I had to laugh when I turned fifty

My friends at work thought it was nifty

To give me a card that read

“Never let your coconuts fall below your grass skirt”

I admit that back then I thought it silly

Sent to other “fifties” willynilly

But as I age and accoutrements sag

I wish I had tried to fix those bags

To visit a surgeon for a slight nip

It’s now too late for such a trip.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/09/09/three-things-challenge-353/

Close Encounter

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Softness brushed my arm and I watched you approach the table, slinking into the chair smoothly as donning a silk glove, all vermillion lipsticked and curled sepia hair, your skin radiant gold in your plunging black velvet. You glanced back at me, invitingly, knowingly.

As I rose to join you, a gentleman drifted by me and sat with you. In the end, we were just a moment.

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Tuesday Writing Prompt Challenge: Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Just asking why

Reading the latest DOJ debaucle where Trump’s illicit actions are going to be defended by our taxpayer money; does it seem to you we are being used? This is heresy in political form. What matter of honeyfuggle is this? I am getting tired of these manipulations!

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FOWC with Fandango — Heresy

Honeyfuggle – Word of the Day Challenge