Limerick Time

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I’ll tell a sad tale of a mole

Peeked out of his small home, a hole

It was a mistake

Got smashed by a rake

He should have stayed under the knoll.

I started the poem with a mole

Completely forgetting the pole

I should have reread

What the prompt said

Think I’m losing my poet role.

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Laughing Along With A Limerick

OLWG 388


This week’s prompts are:
tea coloured eyes
change the words of this poem
New Mexico schmerz

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I was minding my own business sitting, waiting for my food order at what can only be described as a New Mexico schmerz, when in walked an angry guy. He had tousled black hair, tea colored eyes, and a big mouth. He sat down next to a young woman who was busily scribbling something on a napkin. Suddenly he grabbed it, read what she had written and was really mad about it. “You’ll change the words of this poem if you know what’s good for ya!” She looked cowed and got up and walked out of the restaurant. He shredded the napkin and threw it on her plate. Then he left also and they parted ways outside. I’ll never know what caused him to be upset, but my curiosity is killing me!

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OLWG# 388- Pistolettes and Etouffee at Steamboat Bill’s

Six Sentence Stories – Coincidences!

Rules of the hop:
Write 6 Sentences. No more. No less.
Use the current week’s prompt word.
Link up at Wednesday’s post. Link goes live at 6:00 pm through Saturday late…
Spread the word and put in a good one to your fellow writers.

PROMPT WORD:  WEB

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I was saying goodbye last evening to my family, on my patio, when my daughter suddenly looked up and said, oh that’s a beautiful web. What—over my head, over my door, a web? I am demented when it comes to spiders and webs and panicked, while they shown a light on this supposedly beautiful web. At the same time my next-door neighbor and a man came up near my patio and I said, “are you afraid of spiders, can you help me with this web? Unbelievably this man, a complete stranger, was a spider expert, and he explained that the web had been abandoned, and then went on to tell me what kind of spider it was that made that web. This is a true but definitely spooky spider story.

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Sunday’s Six Sentence Story Word Prompt!

Sammiscribbles Halloween Writing Challenge

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Killing Time

I am small, tiny actually, but very upset. It is too long in between my times to shine. The old guy always gets the photo ops, the fans, songs sung about him, champagne toasts, stories galore, and what about me? I am ignored! So it’s definitely time to end him. I’m planning this for Halloween, October 31st, so my crime will be covered up by celebrations of horror, and if a teeny weeny accident should occur resulting in the old man’s demise? Well, uh, pardon me, I have to wipe the smile off my face and get serious. I’ll only be able to celebrate the end of December, when all eyes will finally be on me, only me!

13 Days of Samhain (volume v) – A Horror / Halloween Writing Prompt Challenge

No Theme Thursday –

Being shy, Mary decided to order the large chocolate ice cream soda to hide behind. All week she had followed Joe and now to the cafe, but didn’t want him to see her. Mary liked to study Joe. She took a few sips of the soda and started sketching. He was such a handsome guy, she took her time to get the details just right. When done she asked the waitress to give Joe the drawing after she left. Mary didn’t consider herself a stalker, she just enjoyed following handsome men. Joe was the twentieth sketch she made and gave to her subject. Mary considered it a compliment to them. She hurried back to the hospital, not wanting to miss the day pass designated check-in
time.

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No Theme Thursday: 10.17.24

SoCS 10-19-24

I need to have the knack

Never to talk back

To a chef of good repute

Dare I start to refute

His knavish choice of knapweed soup

With kneaded knawls in the bread

Added knackwurst which I dread

He hunts this fare, he’s a tracker

I think this proves the chef a knacker

Looks for cheaper meals, though knarry

Hoping restaurant costs don’t vary

Menus now all have this food

To complain would be rude.

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The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS Oct. 19, 2024