Cooking?

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I have a dilemma, found it’s not wise

Relying on old tired eyes

The recipe called for only one dash

After eating, I now have a rash

The peppers too hot

And so I got

Welts on my face

And look a disgrace

The dilemma is this

I hate to admit

I read it wrong

It’s a weary song

I need a cook

Cause I can’t read the book

Properly when making a meal

Cooking has lost its appeal

As time passes

I need new glasses

Or a live in chef!

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Writing Prompts

Fandango’s Story Starter

This week’s Story Starter teaser is:

He sat her down and held her close before telling her the terrible news. “Now stay calm Eliza, this will be painful, I know, but I’m right here, here just for you, my darling.” This was not the first time James had to tell Elizabeth bad news such as this and not the first time he felt literal painful repercussions from it. However, he steeled himself, and continued, “Bergdorf‘s just announced they are completely sold out of the latest Jimmy Choo’s”. James regretted secretly reading Vogue, but it kept Elizabeth out of the public’s eye when she received this type of news.

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Fandango’s Story Starter #168

MLMM Photo Challenge

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Climate Change

It’s too late now, they’ve taken to acts of revenge. I wouldn’t just step out with bare feet on my grassy lawn after the sprinklers were on, you might get a shock! And I’m not talking about your brain freeze as you see thousands of electric wormlike creatures gravitating towards your porch steps…notice how they ignore the trees and natural creatures? Yes my friend, they are coming straight for you. Better get on those rubber flip flops asap!

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Photo Challenge #534

dVerse Poets

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There must be gods somewhere

Providing such a beauty fare

All manner of colors and hues

From maples, oaks, oh I can’t choose

The most beautiful of autumn’s trees

Brilliance before losing leaves

They fall to ground to ease

Soil for another season, please

Loving delicate crunchy, curly, bits

Providing nourishment for spring, it fits

Because every season prepares for the next

Mother nature’s plan not perplexed

She has been around

Knows her ground

And all seasons’ grace abounds.

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Poetics: Fall (in) love

SYW 9-23-24

Image from Adobe stock

Here are this week’s questions:


1.  Do you prefer to sit in an armchair or curl up on a couch in the evening? I’m in a wheelchair 90% of my waking hours, then recliner for a movie maybe.


2.  What was the last book you read? The last book I read was “Cave 13” by Jonathan Maberry. Just started T J Klune’s “Somewhere Beyond the Sea”.


3.  What snacks do you enjoy?All the worst ones, chips, cookies etc, but usually now it’s veggies and fruit.


4.  Do you prefer vegetables over fruit? I love both but veggies probably every day a love.

Gratitude: I am grateful an old woman who lived in this complex moved to assisted living where she can get the care she needs. It was a big change but she’s getting used to it. And always, family.

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